Squidhead
Director Emeritus

As the Pope in Exile I feel compelled to inform you about the latest mind control plot from the Pretender in Rome.

Recent evidence documents that the Pretender and certain other conspirators within the Vatican are engaged in war crimes designed to take control of your very thoughts through new sophisticated mind control devices disguised as entertainment modules. I describe this insidious plot below and how to protect yourself and your loved ones.

1. The technology based

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If the Conclave of Cardinals breached their fiduciary duties by electing Benedict the pretender, then clearly that election is invalid. This can be verified very simply. I am sure you are all familiar with the Doctrine of Papal Infallibility (here is a quick link for those who are not http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility ) If Benedict the pretender was infallible with regard to Church pronouncments and moral issues, he would not be mired in the present Church sex

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The cardinals are the senior officlals charged with the management of the Church. One of their duties is to choose the pope. They are the stewards of the Church for all Catholics. As such they have a fiduciary duty and should not exercise their power for their own benefit and aggrandizement. They did!

Since the pope can be drawn for any male Catholic over the age of 18 and since the cardinals make up an extremely small minority of Catholics one would expect statistically

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